I left my house to go to work today and when i got outside i noticed something funny about my van SOMEONE HAD TAKEN THAT FOAM PAINT CRAP AND PAINTED CRAP ALL OVER MY VAN!!!!! I took a deap breath and picked up my cell phone and called the police then called work and told 'em i'd be late. The police got there looked over van and took a report and said they would put extra police out in my area. I left the house and went to the car wash and amazeingly it all washed off no probs at all, didn't hurt my finish either. All thru work i thought about what i was gonna do and i finnally figured it out i would put a camera up so that i could record them if they came by and did this again.

When i got home i went to work harnessing my camera to my porch i would check it every half an hour or so and decided at 1:30 am i would just go to bed. As soon as i hopped into bed i heard something outside i went to the front window quietly and there was 2 kids out there this time they had spray paint. i crawled to my room thought about getting gun but instead got my high powered slingshot grabbed a couple metal balls and silently climbed out my bedroom window i went around my hosue and they were still painting and they were laughing hard while doing it i pulled my sling shot back and hit the one kid in the head that was in the front of the van he went down automatically the other kid was in the back so i grabbed another ball and aimed for his head but i missed it wizzed right by his ear he just waved it off thought it was a bug of somekind i had one more ball so i aimed carefully i shot him in the head also he went down when i walked over to cuss em out i noticed they were not breathing i started to shit myself when a policeman pulled up i was taken to jail and set out on bail of 150k the next monday. the trial was long but i was let off with just 120 hours of comunity service everyone was in awe of what just happenned even myself i thought for sure i was gonna burn .

When i left the court house i hopped in my van and headed down the street away from reporters and stopped at a light next to a mcedees when i noticed a NICE 1979 chevy conversion van coming up next to me i looked out my window to wave at the driver like i always do and saw a familiar face looking back and waveing IT WAS THE JUDGE!!!!!!!

Come to find out he was a long time member of the south side vanhoppers a van club from way back.

moral of story??

DONT MESS WITH SOMEONES VAN YOU NEVER KNOW WHO THAT PERSON KNOWS OR IS FRIENDS WITH!!